| "Cuddlecrabs are the teddy bears of the sea. Teddy bears hate water, so it’s no surprise that Cuddlecrab can be grumpy. On the ocean floor, their massive fros wave in the current collecting algae, but on land, it dries up into a ridiculous frizzy mess."
|| "Epic Form Cuddlecrabs have adapted to life both in the sea, and on land; they possess the ability to condition their hair instantly into a manicured, silky smooth bouffant. Instead of catching algae in their locks, they capture the hearts of other Cuddlecrabs."